in4newz:

Thank you George Takei.

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itneedsmoregays:

sagareads:

a-kind-of-merry-war:

ALT

GET GRUFFALO’D, BITCH

If you haven’t heard of Julia Donaldson, she’s primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I’m living for these jokes.

Also I need “GET GRUFFALO’D, BITCH” on a T-shirt.

wandering-elf:

ladyhistory:

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

innerchildabortionclinic:

no one talks about how ocd has updates. like you’ll “get over” one thing and then a brand new horror arises because you happened to be stressed one day

its-funnytwittertweets:

filmgifs:

Woman of the Hour (2023) dir. Anna Kendrick

gayvampyr:

stop that’s so funny

andromerot:

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

ralfmaximus:

ampervadasz:

Real pupper is experiencing UNCANNY VALLEY bigtime!

• hideous creature sorta moves right?
• absolutely the wrong smells
• sounds not triangulating properly
• body language SEEMS friendly…

Imagine if you encountered a humanoid like this in the forest, smiling and waving in a welcoming manner. You’d assume you were about to be abducted by aliens or perhaps fae.