GET GRUFFALO’D, BITCH
If you haven’t heard of Julia Donaldson, she’s primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.
Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.
I’m living for these jokes.
Also I need “GET GRUFFALO’D, BITCH” on a T-shirt.
Peter Parker being the cutest
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
no one talks about how ocd has updates. like you’ll “get over” one thing and then a brand new horror arises because you happened to be stressed one day
Woman of the Hour (2023) dir. Anna Kendrick
stop that’s so funny
basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
Real pupper is experiencing UNCANNY VALLEY bigtime!
- hideous creature sorta moves right?
- absolutely the wrong smells
- sounds not triangulating properly
- body language SEEMS friendly…
Imagine if you encountered a humanoid like this in the forest, smiling and waving in a welcoming manner. You’d assume you were about to be abducted by aliens or perhaps fae.